Every time I look at my bank account, I hope I find a transaction gone bad. I should have more than that in my account. Maybe a cashier put in the wrong amount. And there's no way I spent $12 at Applebee's yesterday. I went there 3 days ago, not yesterday. Someone MUST have stolen my card... and splurged on an appetizer?

Then I realize, I stole my own card


Thome said...

You should probably better cancel it. just sayin

anna said...

i do that all the time...steal my own card, that is. actually, technically, i'm a kept woman so i steal my husband's card. i guess.